So this isn’t politics and I’m not going to get into personal things in this blog very often, if ever again, but this is too classic.

I’m turning 30 in a few days. This little inevitability has sparked numerous rounds of guffaws in our office. See, I’m the first of many around here to reach this particular milestone.

I had been taking it pretty well until the other day.

I asked my wife to buy me some shampoo when she went to the store. She did. I finally ran out and went to go get the new bottle one morning and I was shocked.

She had bought me a shampoo called “Thicker Fuller Hair.”

It wasn’t even a joke.

The worst part was I was glad she did. But I still gave her a major guilt trip.

For my friends: Careful. Next week you probably won’t recognize me.


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