So this isn’t politics and I’m not going to get into personal things in this blog very often, if ever again, but this is too classic.
I’m turning 30 in a few days. This little inevitability has sparked numerous rounds of guffaws in our office. See, I’m the first of many around here to reach this particular milestone.
I had been taking it pretty well until the other day.
I asked my wife to buy me some shampoo when she went to the store. She did. I finally ran out and went to go get the new bottle one morning and I was shocked.
She had bought me a shampoo called “Thicker Fuller Hair.”
It wasn’t even a joke.
The worst part was I was glad she did. But I still gave her a major guilt trip.
For my friends: Careful. Next week you probably won’t recognize me.