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I asked you today to give me your best guess as to what this guy on the front page of the Union-Tribune was saying into the phone.

Here are the best responses:
Honey, Check this out! I can put the licorice you packed in my lunch up one nostril, then blow it out the other! TaDAh.
— Clif Williams
No honey, it’s not the stock market. The dry cleaner said my jacket wouldn’t be ready for a few more days so I had to wear this flight suit to work again.
— Graham Forbes
Oh! Shit. I’m bleeding.
— PD
If you’ve got any more, please send them along to andrew.donohue@voiceofsandiego.org.