C’mon, Norv Turner? No way. There’s got to be an explanation, and since “my dog ate it” makes even less sense in this usage than Norv Turner does leading the recently 14-2 San Diego Chargers, I’m going with the typographical error excuse.
Surely, Norv Crosby is the new man, not Norv Turner, and oh, what a perspiring choice that is. That’s it; Norv Crosby is what the Bolts meant to say. Or perhaps Ike Turner, Jerry Turner, Page Turner or Head Turner. Or Dean Wormer. I don’t know. These typos are tricky. Pass the White Out, please.
— HOWARD COLE