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Ok, I’m ready to announce the winner of the “what-the-heck-does-this-mean-in-English?” contest that asked faithful SLOP readers to translate the following passage:

  • The Office of Ethics and Integrity’s mission is to strengthen the City’s Ethical Climate so that HONOR is cherished, personal integrity and ethical courage are the cultural norms and all employees are supported and encouraged to use their judgment and initiative in the conduct of ethical practices in the workplace.

The winner is the first entry we highlighted yesterday from reader GS:

  • The mission of the Office of Ethics and Integrity is to provide all-weather cojones to all city employees so that they will be able to say “no” to cloying councilmembers, thuggish union leaders, a benighted mayor and a loony city attorney and just do the right thing.

It’s hard not to give the award to “all-weather cojones.” So GS need only send on an address where we can forward his new prize: a shiny new voiceofsandiego.org mug.

Thanks for playing.

SCOTT LEWIS

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